Fruits Basket Quotes
Ookami: Tohru-san's room will be next to the bochans' room.
Kyou: Hey! Does this mean I'm going to be in the same room as damn Yuki?
Ookami: You two still have a bad relationship, I see. But don't worry, you can separate the room with a Fusuma.
Kyou: That's not the problem! Why must I come all the way to this inn just to--
Momiji: You're saying that, but you just really want to sleep in the same room as Tohru, don't you?
Shigure: Aya, Hatori and I went to the same elementary, junior high, and high school. And the three of us formed a "Super Handsome Blossom Trio."
Tohru: Really?! Wow, that's amazing!
Kyou: What the hell is "Super Handsome Blossom Trio"...?
Yuki: I can just imagine Hatori's suffering.
Ayame: Haven't seen you since New Year's, Gure-san!
Shigure: It's been a while!
Ayame: Were you cheating on me while I was gone, Gure-san?
Shigure: How could I do such a thing when I have a guy like you, Aya?
[Shigure is talking to Hatori on the phone]
Shigure: So come over to take a look at Tohru-kun's cut.
Hatori: I will come in the evening.
Shigure: What? I didn't know you would accept my favor so easily. Do you secretly admire Tohru-kun by any chance?
Hatori: . . .
Shigure: So it's true?! Oh no, I'm so deeply shocked!!
Hatori: I couldn't say a word because I was amazed at your stupidity.
[Tohru is preparing a meal and gives Hatori a taste]
Tohru: How's the salt seasoning? Is it too salty?
Hatori: No, it tastes good.
Tohru: That's a relief.
Shigure: Ufufu! Isn't she just great? I know you're feeling envious! My cute wife!
Tohru: Ehh?!
Hatori: If you don't stop saying such absurd things...
Kyou: I'll bust you up!!
Shigure: Oh, you were here?
Kyou: Who's the cute wife of WHO?! If you don't shut your dumb mouth, I'll break your neck!!
Shigure: Wah~ Kyou is scary~
Tohru: Good morning, Kyou-kun.
Kyou: You should at least act a little unpleasant! That's why that stupid Shigure dog keeps blabbering on and on!
Hatori: It's shameful to yell so much out of jealousy.
Kyou: Wha--It's not that! Why are you still here, Hatori?!
Shigs: Yes I do! I mean I’ve felt enough women to know… sorry that's your cue to go, 'Oh, Shigure, you perv,' roll your eyes, hit me, whatever."
Shigure: Mii! Gimme back my kite!! ;_;
Hatsuharu: If I wore a tie, I wouldnt change who I am. If I had to piercings, it wouldnt mean I'm nice, And if my hair was black, it wouldnt stop me from kicking your ass!
Haru: Yuki was my frist love
Tohru: o_O
Yuki: What about school?
Haru: I left last sunday...before I realized it; I was on a path I couldn't recognize...When I came back to my senses, three days had already passed
Yuki: Just be honest and say you got lost.
"Hatori ,you are as cold as snow"-Akito
"And despite what he said,Tohru is very cute, in a sweet way!"-Shigure
"For some reason, when you say that, it reeks of something illegal"-Hatori
"Is that all we do, run away?! IS THAT ALL WE DO?! I'm tired of running!!"-Yuki
Kyo: This is the same little kid I used to have to take to the bathroom so he wouldn't get lost? (regarding Haru)
Tohru: Shigure is so kind, always putting others before himself.
Shigure: High school girls! High school girls! All for me, high school girls!
Kana: When the snow melts, what does it become?
Hatori: It becomes water, of course.
Kana: Bzzt! Nope! It becomes spring!
Tohru: the bath is so big, someone as small as Momiji could swim in it.
Kyo (as Momiji swims past): He is swimming.
Ayame: Principal-sensei, I come from a royal family
Principal: huh?
Ayame-: I had kept it hidden up to now, but there is a country to which I must return
Principal: what?
Ayame: If you must know why our royal family has to have long hair, the grand king Rurubara-sama, after he had reigned for four years, is said to have received a divine message, it was Kandra-sama, with lights of golden and red shining on all sides "Ma Rudu Muni," chanted Kandra-sama, and his forehead began glowing blue, Rurubara-sama was released, like a colt that had been struck with a whip, and together with waves of his burning love, as though they where trees swaying in a light breeze, his graceful hair began to spread forth! It was at this same time that Kasipaloo-sama secure in his bedroom, sleeping like a flower, waiting to blossom, suddenly let fourth a cry, as his chest began to throb! "Kanpanil!" he shouted.
Principal: um, hold on, excuse me, but I have an appointment to meet someone...
Ayame: I still have not explained about Kandra-sama!
Principal: Fine! Your long hair is fine!
Hatsuharu(after changing back): I'll call him! Where’s the phone again?
Kyou: GAHH! Put some clothes on first!
Kazuma - "The air that you said was smothering you, you know that it can also heal you. But you refuse to let it. You refuse to let anyone see you for your true self. Your too afraid of what you might lose. Your running away because your too afraid to admit your feelings, even to yourself.
Kyou - YOUR WRONG!
Kazuma - "And so, I will grasp your hand as you turn to run, and though this path may lead to ruin, I will lead you to its end. Kyou we will discover now if your life was truly over before it began"
Yuki - "Brother, why don't you stop harassing her now."
Aya - "Excuse me, I'm being nice and respectful to her! Ok, Princess, why don't you bring me some tea, and lunch too. *tap tap* Hurry up now."
“The poor cat, he must be so lonely, I know I won’t be a dog anymore I’ll be a cat too”-Little Tohru
Shigure: Funny, I wonder what he’ll say when he hears he has a fan
Tohru: H-he?
Shigure: you were born in the year of the dog weren’t you? I knew there was something I like about you aside from you pretty fac—
*Shigure is cut off when a backpack is slammed into his head from above*
Shigure: What do you have in that bag? A dictionary?
Yuki: know I have two of them
Saki: One more word and you’ll all get [beep] with electric shocks
Yuki: Cat, Useless Foolish creatures
Shigs: If we keep eating out like this I’m gonna have to buy a bigger robe
Yuki: Well why don’t you do the cooking.
Shigs: why? Every time I make dinner you complain
Yuki: Pickled radish and curry is not dinner, its digsting!
Shigs [after Tohru faints]: Ice, I’ll get ice!
*opens door to reveal mountains of trash*
Tohru: and you call the woods un safe x_X
Shigure: you not planning on diging up that tent are you, do you want me to come? It won’t be and easy job for you alone
Yuki: you’re right but I don’t think I said that I was going alone *eyes begin to glow freakisly*
Shigure: Be safe Yuki
Shigure: I do intend to pay you for your services
Tohru: My services?
Shigure: As out brand new HOUSEKEPPER!
*sounds of crashing and of a breaking roof*
Kyo: YO! Time to pay the piper rat boy I’m here to collect
Yuki: funny I would have though he’d have sent some one bigger
Shigure: Yuki what were all those crashing noises, Kyo’s not here is he?
Yuki: Since when do we have a rice cooker?
Tohru: I found it in the trash
Shigure: Someday your gonna met someone who truly wants to be your friend.
Kyou: Yeah right…That’ll never happen.
Shigure: ah never say never.
Kyou: okay fine maybe if I met someone with brain damage or something.
Shigure: that’s the spirt.
*Tohru walks in*
Shigure: Kyo I heard you gave Tohru a little scare while you were prowling in the wood last night. Kyo’s a stalker Kyo’s a stalker!
“Don’t take one more bite, GET OUT!” Yuki to Shigure after finding out Kyo is going to school with them
Kagura: AH KYO! MY LOVE
Kyou: MY SHIRT!
“We just witness a classic example of what I like to call misdirected rage, I believe the technical term is being a ass” Shigure about Kyo
“Ah yes well all seemed to do so well on out charcoal rich diet” Shigure
Shigure: Hello welcome home Kyo
Kyo:…
Shigure: ‘hi Shigure its good to be home’ is that so much to ask?
Shigs: High school Girls, High school Girl,s High school Girls, 1, 2, 3, High school Girls. I can’t help but wonder what kind of of people Tohru’s friends are.
Yuki and Kyo: a yankee and a physic
Shigure: x_x;
Saki: There’s a dog!
*Shigure, Yuki, Kyo and Tohru suffer heart attacks*
Saki: uh over there *points at dog in window*
“Carefull Mrs Honda you don’t want to inflate his ego too much.”-Yuki about Shigs
Shiggy: oh your reading that silly thing, so what do you think
Hana: you don’t want to know what I think
Shiggy: oh…
Hana: but when is #2 coming out
Uo: aww running away
Kyo: who’s running? I’m going to the bathroom
Uo: aww gotta take a leek, better hurry wouldn’t want you to piss your self!
“In the old days they used to call me the sevens bandit” Shigure
Catch this KYOU! *throws clothes* hmm why is this so heavy *looks up and see Tohru holding the other end* X_0! –Shigure
“It’s not that, He’s stronger when he’s half asleep.”-Kyo about Yuki
“Don’t they have rules about bringing lead pipes to school?”-Prince Yuki FC
*kyo grabs a riceball*Tohru: No kyo that’s a-- *kyo eats riceball* leek riceball *kyo spits it out*
“Kyou your just trying to keep Tohru all to your self because she’s so cute. I bet you hug her all the time!”- Momiji
Yuki: could it be any weirder then me? Its freakish a boy in a dress
Random guy: Don’t even say that you’re the greatest. Ah man if you were a real girl I’d be all over you… I mean… you know
Hatori: I want you both to give me a simple answer to this question. What is the last letter of the alphabet?
Yuki & Kyo: Zz
Camera Flash!
“Tim-ber! Ah lovely they smashed the house again”- Shigure
Kyo: this year I’m gonna beat that damm rat
Yuki: ah wishing are we.
Kagura: EAT IT
Kyo: YOU’LL HAVE TO KILL ME FIRST!
Shigure: here Ha’ri I got you some valentine chocolates
*SLAM*
Shigure: don’t hate me… I was kidding! They’re from Tohru. Can I come it?
Aww does Kyo-kyo study like a good boy?
Kyo: DON’T CALL ME KYO-KYO!
Please you couldn’t study to save your life
(at the hot spring playing ping-pong)
Yuki: out again, I told you you have to let it bounce first!
Kyo: shut up, why would I wanna hit that slow?
Yuki: Because those are the rules
Shigs: ah here it is my white’s day present to Tohru. The poor girls gone far to long with out the proper attire to clean the house in
Haru: Its amazing no one has locked you up yet.
“Wipe that smug little smirk off your face before I come over there and do it for you! Yeah you’ll be sorry then, wont you? And I’ll make you say it!”- Kyo
“Im sorry”- Yuki
“SHUT UP! You’re a real wise as you know that?!”- Kyo
“At least im not the one casing a scene in front of the store…”- Yuki
“Oh you’ve don it now girly-boy were taking this outside!”- Kyo
“Were already outside you stupid cat”- Yuki
“Yes well, Hatsuharu and Momiji…they’re like brothers to me, so naturally, I will have to attend the entrance ceremony (Yuki, Kyo, then Tohru look at him with “oh boy” faces) its only right that I should be there to support them on such a important day (he pauses and notices everyone looking at him) okay, why are you all staring at me like that? I hope your not thinking I only want to go to look at all of the pretty high school girls? Tsk, tsk, tsk…oh my word. You youngsters of little faith…”- Shigure
At School…
“Ah Momiji!”- Tohru
“Tohru! (You see Momiji running to her in a girls uniform)”
(Kyo with a “what the hell” face)
“Hi there”- Tohru
(He leaps for her then suddenly “BAM”)
“What are you, stupid!?”- Kyo
“Waaaaahhh Kyos hitting me!” (he starts crying)
(Tohru trying to calm them down)
“Idiot! What the hell are you doing wearing a girls uniform?!”- Kyo
“Um Kyo don’t me mad” (still trying to calm them down)- Tohru
“Good Morning”- Haru (Haru looks at them with strange stare)
“Oh Hatsuharu!”- Tohru
“Well at least your not wearing a girls uniform, too”- Kyo
“Its okay isn’t it? It suits him”- Haru
“(he stops crying) yeah that’s right!”- Momiji
“uh huh, it looks good on you!”- Tohru
“WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES THAT MAKE!”- Kyo
(Yuki comes to them)
“What the… Momiji, what in the world are you wearing?”- Yuki
(Haru looks at him)
“Yuki”- Momiji
(Then suddenly Haru with funny eyes floats to him and puts his fist on Yukis stomach)
“Hello Haru” in a deep “oh brother” voice)- Yuki
Later…
“So Yuki are you finished with all your work yet?”- Tohru
“No not quite… I was just making the rounds and I heard the commotion” Yuki
“Hey listen!, Listen” (everyone looks to him) im really not supposed to goof around too much when im here. Cause if I do, it’ll be too east for me to crash into girls! So im gonna try to play it “cool at school”- Momiji
“How the hell can you find wearin a dress at school cool?”- Kyo
“A valid point, Kyo Sohma, class 2-D (then a guy and two girls come out of nowhere) and while I find that orange head of yours disagreeable, I will ignore it for the moment… what I cannot ignore, is a boy who would wear a girls uniform to school! This goes beyond outrageous! And even if your teachers allow it, I will not! For I am this schools “Student Council President” Makoto Takei! Also known as… “Capitan of the Campus Defense Force”! (the two girls slowly clapping in the background looking miserable)
“What’a complete idiot”- Yuki, Kyo and Haru
“I can see already that you’re going to be a problem student! And the same goes for you Hatsuharu Sohma! (you see the gang and a yellow arrow is pointing to Haru) I will not tolerate that white hair! Or those gaudy necklaces!”- Makoto
“President Takei… Its his natural color”- Yuki
“(he jumps up) oh Yuki so nice to see you, but natural color?! I can see that is hairline is black!”- Matoko
“yes that’s natural too”- Yuki
(Haru puts his finger in his ear and twists it)
“That’s ridiculous! I don’t believe it!”- Matoko
(hey did you notice..Haru still has his fist on Yukis stomach LOL)
“And I suppose wearing this dress is “natural” for you, Momiji Sohma?!”- Motoko
“Uh..”- Momiji
(you see Haru again picking at his ear, yet it’s to his back)
“Have you no pride as a man?! (closer to Haru)You had best change your ways (closer to Haru), and your clothes (closer to Haru) before this incident becomes the ruin of your life!”- Matoko
“(starts to tear) But, uh… this uniform… it looks better one me…”- Momiji
(Tohru steps in front of him) “please, uh… don’t yell at him anymore?”
“if I am yelling, Tohru Honda, it is to be sure he hears this advice which is should’a been obvious to anyone with common sense!” –motoko
“Shut up”- Haru (Black)
(Motoko stops quickly)
“quit shoutin like your kind of the freakin world..your making my ears bleed you bastard (everyone is freaked out) (he walks toward Motoko) now I’ve got some “common sense” for you… (as Haru walks forward Motoko walks back) if I wore a tie it wouldn’t change who I am… if I had no peircings it wouldn’t mean im “nice”… (hes cornered Motoko who is freaked out) and if my hair was black, it wouldn’t stop me from kickin your ass! (he grabs his collar) who do you think you are, anyway? Do you think your God? Huh?”- Haru (Black)
(in the background everyone is tormented- Yuki, Kyo and Tohru: “Black Haru…”)
(Haru starts shaking him) Whats the matter? Run out of things to say? No more advice?! Your not so high and mighty now are you!”- Haru (Black)
“Hey! Cut it out hes just an idiot!”- Kyo
(Haru starts spinning him around like a pinwheel)
SHUT UP! No one asked you, you stupid cat!”- Haru (Black)
“Don’t call me stupid, you little brat!”-Kyo
(Haru stops and Kyo and him have a stare contest) you run away from out last fight, and you still think you can tell me what to do!”- Haru
“What!? you were the one that called it off, remember?”-Kyo
(KEWL FIRE BACKGROUND!)
“Well im calling it back on!”-Haru
“That’s just fine with me!”-Kyo
“Tohru want some candy?”- Momiji asks a freaked out Tohru
“Uh, no thank you”-Tohru
“Hey sweetheart…(Haru puts his hands on those two girls shoulders, they’re freaked out)
“Leave them alone!”-Kyo
“Tell me somethin… you ladies think Momijis outfit is okay, don’t you? In time, after he grows up some more then he’ll be able to start wearing men’s clothing. And if you think he looks good in that girl’s uniform, just imagine what he’ll look like as an adult (you see a picture of Momiji yet…way more hot!)
“Lovely…”- the two girls
“DON’T BE BRAINWASHED!”- Motoko
“For now, he should wear the clothes that look best on him”- Haru (Black)
“NO!, it’s a dress code! Its not fair to the other students!”-Motoko
“you stubborn idiot…what would you do if it was Yuki wearing a girls uniform, huh?”- Haru (Black)
(Matoko thinks about it..you see Yuki in a girl’s uniform)
(you see Yuki and Haru right next to each other)
“Haru cut it out or I will knock you off”- Angry Yuki
“oh have my words…(puts his finger on Yukis mouth) made you angry?”- Haru (Black)
“(still imagining) its beautiful!”-Motoko
“STOP IMAGINING ME!”- Yuki
“oh my… I guess I got carried away. You are a worthy opponent, Hatsuharu Sohma... But still… YOUR HAIR IS UNACCEPTABLE! AND YOU’LL NEVER CONVINCE ME That’s YOUR NATURAL HAIR COLOR!”-Motoko
(he smiles with delight then is grabbed by the collar and dragged into the “boys” bathroom) (everyone waits) then the door slowly, ever so slowly opens up, standing there is Haru and a VERY freaked out Motoko) (they both walk out and say nothing, Motoko slumped over and Haru with his hands in his pockets, head up high)
“(he takes off his glasses) impressive evidence…there are still many strange things in this world, unknown to me…”- a very freaked out Motoko
(everyone is shocked)
“He didn’t!”-Kyo
“I think he did!”-Yuki
(Haru smirks)
“You may have won today, Sohma! But you wont be so lucky next time! (starts to back away) I’ll get you I’ll get you all!”-Motoko (not freaked out) (disappears)
“So who were those people anyway?”- Momiji
“Beats the hell outta me”- Haru (black) (with Yuki and Kyo looking like their going to black out)
“Umm, Hatsuharu? I don’t understand, how di you manage to convince them that’s your natural hair color?”-Tohru
(now Yuki and Kyo have “oh my god” faces on, still gonna black out though)
“All right…why don’t you come with me and see for yourself?”- Haru (Black)
(suddenly Yuki and Kyo hit him right on the head VERY hard)
“That black Haru is too much…”-Kyo (face down)
“Um, so how did he—“- Tohru
“Nevermind..don’t worry about it, miss Honda…”- Yuki (face down)
(Haru sits up and puts his hand on his face) “why do I feel so exhausted?”- Haru (Normal)
(Kyo slumps down and Yuki has his hand on his face)
“oh brother…you think you’re exhausted?”-Kyo
Shigure: Despite what he [Akito] says, Tohru is cute... in a sweet way.
Hatori: For some reason when you say that, it reaks of something illegal.
"The painful thing, the most painful thing is being hated by someone you truly love." -- Tohru
"That's why I want to hold on to all of my memories, because one day, they won't be so painful." --Momiji
Hatsuharu: If I wore a tie, I wouldnt change who I am. If I had to piercings, it wouldnt mean I'm nice, And if my hair was black, it wouldnt stop me from kicking your ass!
"It would be ok...to complain...Be seflish...Say what you want...Once in a while.It's ok...To let yourself be sad."-Kyo in Chapter 6
"I want to live my life, carrying my memories with me. Even if those memories are painful, even if those memories do nothing but hurt me...even those memories I wish I could forget...as long as I keep carrying them with me and dont run away from them. Someday...someday, I believe I will get to the point where I'm not oppressed by those memories. Thats what I want to believe. I'd like to think that there's not a single memory that I have which would be okay to forget."--momiji
She became nervouse, and scared, so scared, and she didnt want anyone to know that about her, so desperetely, she put up a brave front, and tried to hide it.. but then..then she became...more ashamed of herself...and embarrassed..and thought to herself for a long time that maybe she would be hated by her mother if you knew that she was being picked on.. and thinking that...could it be that she wasnt able to tell you? Because what she was most afraid of.. what was most painful...was that she would be hated...by someone she loved.--Tohru
Yuki- I dont need to be told to learn anything from a stupid cat. And let me tell you something else, Jason is not a bear, he's a character from horror movies.
Kyo- Stop acting like you know everything! What kind of a horror movie would have bears appearing in it?
Yuki- You really are an idiot.
Kyo: So what, you gonna hit me now?
Yuki: And wouldn't it hurt worse if I didn't?
Kyo:*after finding Ayame in his bed* Why did you have to come and sleep in my room!
Ayume: Well, Yuki's door was locked and Shigure would have kept me up all night
Shigure: *blush* Ayame the kids are here (or something close I forgot now)
Ayume: If it bothers you I could just sleep in Tohru's room
Kyo and Yuki: DON'T YOU DARE!!!
Shigure: Ah...Lovely. They smashed the house again
Shigure: Don't worry, leave all the driving to me.
Yuki: Shigure, do you even have a license?
[pause]
Shigure: Of course I have a license...
Kyou: Why'd you have to think about it?
Shigure: We could use someone to come lighten the mood...I know, I'll call Aya!
Yuki: If you do that...
Kyou: ...I'll make you eat that phone.
"You say that. But if truly belonged to you, would you be here fighting to hold onto him? You say you love him, but if you truly did, would you really want to take his friends away from him? Would you try to force your will upon him to make yourselves happy, without any regard for his feelings? You dont understand that there are times when true love will be a sorce of pain and one that you must accept. Because to truly love someone is to always put their feelings before your own, no matter what".--Megumi
"One more word and the entire literary community will know every embarassing thing you've done since you were four." - Hatori says this to Shigure
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