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If the characters from Furuba had bumper stickers
If the characters from Furuba had bumper stickers
Akito:
No, I don't have PMS. I just really hate you.
I'm a cruel and heartless bitch but I’m damn good at it
Saw it, wanted it, threw a fit, got it!!
The Princess is in.
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
Chaos. Panic. Disorder. My work here is done
I am free from all prejudice. I hate you all equally.
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
Don't upset me. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
God is coming and is she PISSED.
Shigure:
Adults are just kids with money.
Age is a high price to pay for maturity
Growing old is inevitable...Growing up is optional.
Caution: I brake for no apparent reason.
I drive like this to piss you off!
Editing is a rewording activity.
I pretend to work, they pretend to pay me.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
All I want is less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done.
Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult
Faster than a speeding ticket
I admire gay men, they leave more women for me!
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
I won't rise to the occasion, but I'll slide over to it.
Reality is the only obstacle to happiness.
I intend to live forever - so far, so good.
What if the Hokey Pokey really is what it's all about?
I'm not drunk, you're just driving too straight.
If you don't like the way I drive, then stay off the sidewalk!
Tohru:
Love for all, Hatred for none.
To be loved, be lovable.
Kyo:
I swerve for cats.
If you can read this, THEN GET THE HELL OUT OF MY WAY!!!
Keep honking, I am reloading!
I brake for rats...eventually.
Yuki:
I LIKE CATS! They taste like chicken.
Ask me about micro waving cats for fun and profit.
Cat: The other white meat.
Lost your cat? Try looking under my tires
Hatori:
Stupidity should be punished.
The 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
Life is too complicated in the morning.
Aayame:
Caution: I drive like you do!
Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.
I tried being normal once . . . I didn't like it.
I wish I could kill the sexiest person alive but suicide is a crime!
Nobody's perfect. I'm a Nobody.
Haru:
The Schizophrenic: An Unauthorized Autobiography
Don't follow me. I'm lost, too.
Save a cow. Eat a vegetarian.
I'm not lost....I'm temporarily directionally impaired.
Hiro:
I'm only here to ANNOY!!
Why be complicated when, with just a little more effort, you can be impossible?
No Sense Being Pessimistic. It Wouldn’t Work Anyway
I respect your opinion. I just don't want to hear it.
Eat well, stay fit and die anyway.
Don't worry about life, you're not gonna survive it anyway.
I have an attitude and I'm not afraid to use it.
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